iPhone thong: No it's not a genuine Apple product
The iPhone's not even out yet, but already we're seeing unofficial merchandise of the, err, highest quality surfacing.
Take this eBay listing for iPhone Thong Panties, with the delightful sales banter:
Is he hypnotised with the new iPhone? Then hypnotise him with this iPhone thong! Guaranteed to make him take one look and keep his eyes locked on it.Girls: Save your marriage! Reel him in! Let him take this iPhone for a test drive! Give him a hint that you also want an iPhone!
Guys: Give this to your sweetie and use it as a friendly reminder to get your iPhone as soon as it hits the market!
Mmmm, tasteful. Yes, we're all soooo hypnotised by the non-existent iPhone that we'd have abstained from sex for the next four months - were it not for helpful products like these.
And if they're snapped up, you can be pretty sure another pair will be along to take their place.
Who needs real iPhone news when you have eBay?
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