What a week for Andy Gray and Richard Keys! First the Sky Sports pundits get the boot from their long-time posts for repeated acts of sexist behaviour, and now they're the stars of their own iPhone app!
The Andy Gray & Richard Keys iPhone app sees the disgraced duo "discuss the most outrageous, funny, stupid and unbelievable quotations from footballers, managers and commentators alike" according to developers Quapps, though their own recent howlers are interestingly absent.
"We are fully aware of the limelight surrounding Andy and Richard at the moment and would like to stress that this application has absolutely nothing to do with what has happened this past week or so," said the Quapps team. Yeah, sure Quapps, sure, *cough*inappropriate-cash-in*cough*.
Still, Andy Gray fans (that'll be all four of you reading this post then) can use the app to set his "classic" phrases as ringtones, though any smartphone with this installed runs the risk of having me come round and "smash it", to use a turn of phrase favoured by Mr Keys...
Grab the app by clicking here, priced at £1.19.