There's little denying that the photo is real, and though the story may be a little far-fetched, it has been a while since we've had any iPhone celebrity gossip so we're running with it.
Kiefer Sutherland and Siobhan Bonnouvrier popped in to a New York Apple Store last weekend and attempted to cajole a manager into getting them an iPhone 3G ahead of time. The trouble is, much as the manager would "gladly give a phone to one of The Lost Boys", there are none in stock yet.
Steve Jobs is oh so more powerful than Jack Bauer. Fact.
Of course, they could have just been enquiring about a new iMac.